Jigsaw Puzzles & The Hobbit

Thursday, September 24, 2020

Sept. 24, 2029

|| || digit, drift, exempt, object, fit to be tied.
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The opening poem contains all the words (or variations of them) from today's Jumble.
Comments are welcomed!
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10 comments:

  1. The Swisher, Wilbur basketball saga continues...

    Wilbur too, occupied another seat on Coach's bench
    As an object of scorn, like Swisher, Wilbur was not exempt
    Mere basketball rejects, driftwood on the ocean
    Waiting for double digit deficits before they'd see any action

    But one night amidst a tense and hard fought game
    Against his better judgement, Coach called Wilbur's name
    Suddenly a stolen ball and Wilbur raced for the score
    Anticipating the winning points the crowd let out a roar

    But Wilbur bricked the layup amidst the collective sigh
    And what of the Coach? He was fit to be tied

    WC

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  2. WC~ Forgive me, please,
    for my liberties...

    "Heat of the Bench"
    A return to the bench seemed Wilbur's lot,
    and he hardly could object.
    Yet his coach gave him another shot!
    Was the guy nuts, or settling a bet?

    A defender whacked the ball adrift,
    but in doing so broke a digit.
    Ol' Wilb recovered--it was a gift!--
    and, muttering a prayer to St. Brigid
    (patron of poets), he whirled to his left,
    rose high on his toes and aimed a 3-pointer,
    thrusting his fingers in a flick so deft
    that, against all odds, was the visitors' spoiler.

    -Epilogue-
    The B-Ball gods like to grant a crazy dream,
    and Wilbur's wasn't exempt.
    His fervent desire matched that of his team.
    And while he knew he shouldn't tempt
    Fate, the bench grew too hot for the score to stand tied.
    He'd sat there too long--just a bit booty-fried.
    ~ OMK

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  3. "Poor Richard"

    Poor Richard tried not to fidget
    though he needed help to digit.
    He wanted to buy a gift
    and being broke just left him miffed.
    He wanted to be exempt
    and subject to no contempt.
    If he could only find a project
    to earn money, he'd meet his object.
    Being poor really hurt his pride
    and left him fit to be tied.


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  4. Sandy ~ I sorta liked this solution. But maybe I'm too easy, since it allowed me a chance for a sweet Spoonerism in continuing Wilbur's sports adventure.
    So I tried to put myself in your mind. I thought, is there a natural "nit" here that Sandy would pick?
    And Yes!
    Shouldn't it be expressed as a negative? After all, the guy can't find his *#@! tie!
    ~ OMK

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  5. Misty’s Richard is poor indeed.
    He really seems to need
    a way to make money.
    But it strikes me as funny
    it hasn’t entered his head
    to try to earn bread
    the way most of us do.

    “Hey! Join the queue!”

    Or is he too much the snob
    to take on a JOB?

    Maybe I’m insensitive
    as to why he’s so negative.
    I hear yesterday’s skills
    won’t pay today’s bills.

    Does Income Inequality
    turn advice to baloney?
    ~ OMK

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  6. Of course Richard is a jerk
    who'd be better off going to work.
    But he knows he has to be humble
    while I fit him in today's Jumble.

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  7. Has Poor Richard finished school yet?
    He may not be quite “Ready, Set,
    Go!” for a job that’s cool
    unless he’s cleared high school—
    or earned a G.E.D.
    How ‘bout a college degree
    to be apart from the mob
    & avoid a McJob?
    Or even some grad work
    to skip past McSoda-Jerk!

    Does he need a master’s
    to rake in the piasters?
    Or must we wait to pay our fee
    to Dr. Richard Dick, M.D.?
    ~ OMK

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  8. Yes, OMK, Wilbur had been sitting on that bench too long and when he got out there he probably hyperventilated.

    But there were to be no more second chances.

    Love Misty's contributions.

    WC

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  9. Thank you, Wilbur, for your kind comments but also your delightful poetry. And Ol'Man Keith, your poems are a pleasure every day. Mine are a little fun joke, that's all, but glad you enjoy them too. What a fun blog we have!

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  10. After that trey-bomb Wilb wouldn’t need
    a 3rd or 4th chance. I heard that he’d
    retired. No more would he see
    another shot with three
    points off his fingers.
    (The mem’ry lingers.)

    Only boings off the rim
    would the future hold for him.
    Better to dwell in the past.
    Man, it was a blast!
    ~ OMK

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