Jigsaw Puzzles & The Hobbit

Friday, October 8, 2021

8 Oct. 2021

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|Smiley face| _above, gauge, driver, fondue, "four"-boding.
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The opening poem contains all the words (or variations of them) from today's Jumble.
Comments are welcomed! And couching them in Poetry is definitely NOT required.
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10 comments:

  1. Well, shoot me at sunrise, but that solution makes no sense to me.

    Honest, I get the idea, but ...

    YMMV.

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  2. I know, I know.
    But it sorta works as a Spoonerism--sorta--so I won't complain.

    "Bo(g)ie*-Folding"
    The engine driver pulled the brake in time
    to screech to a halt before the above-gauge track.
    He hadn't been warned the new route included a climb
    and--worse--that the next rail's width would be far too slack.
    Was it a plot? Were bandits lying in wait?
    He ought to back down, but the angle wasn't straight.
    He'd have to go "by hoof" onto the highway,
    and have them dispatch a shunter car straightaway.
    ~ OMK
    ____________
    *
    Nickname, mainly British, for a locomotive.

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  3. "Career"

    Dan initially worked as a diver
    until he got a job as a driver.
    Then, in a diner, he cooked stew
    and made an occasional fondue,
    before he took on work at a zoo.

    His options Dan began to gauge
    and chose a job that put him on stage.
    The rehearsals were initially tough
    but he was finally considered above
    the other actors, and that was enough
    to give him the career he would always love.

    So in spite of his initial foreboding
    Dan is now happy and gloating
    with fans who on him are doting
    and on his awards are voting.

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  4. Excuse me, but...
    my "Fo(l)ding" needed to show the "L" in parens too.

    Just the two of us again, eh, Misty?

    From diver, driver, & chef to actor
    Daniel needs no benefactor.
    Doing all those things he can,
    he proves himself a self-made man.
    That's the message what I am heeding
    in the poem that I am reading.
    ~ OMK

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  5. Yes, sad, Ol' Man Keith, not to see messages from Owen, Wilbur, and Sandy.
    Please check in with us, guys--we miss you.

    My heart goes out to your engine driver
    I'm praying he's still an alive-er.
    I've never heard of a "shunter"--
    is it some sort of hunter or punter?
    Sorry to see the poor fellow chafe,
    and just hope he was able to stay safe.

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  6. Oops, you did check in with us, Sandy--bless you!

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  7. Yep, Sandy is definitely a regular.
    I was referring only to the steady poets. But we count on Sandy--who's often wittier in her dry prose than we can be in several juicy stanzas.

    A "shunter" is the same as a "switcher" or "pilot" engine. it is a smaller locomotive used to push larger trains around, either in the yard or roundhouse, when they need to be sorted onto the correct tracks for their next trip--or to rescue trains if the initial locomotive fails or is stuck in a bad position.
    It's amazing what we can Google nowadays.

    A "Bogie" is a powered undercarriage of six or eight wheels that can slide beneath a train car or engine--and by synecdoche can represent an entire engine or train.

    My only real liberty today was to substitute "above-gauge" for "broad gauge" in identifying the track width. Assume our driver to be rolling on standard gauge. That would be tracks that are 4 feet 8 inches apart.

    Oh! I assume you found my "fondue."
    Did you?
    ~ OMK

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  8. Was his "fondue" "he had to go by hoof"? Think I missed it, I'm afraid.

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  9. Re. FONDUE, Here's an oldie

    bison, color, simmer, fondue, "moore" bond films.

    As Bilbo escaped he espied a glimmer
    Of light . Smaug's anger had begun to simmer.
    Bilbo saw the passageway. For which he must get through
    Else when Smaug spots the theft, he'll be Hobbit fondue.

    A film of light flickered by the sun showed the exit
    More color appeared, what an effect it
    Had. He'd escaped, he was the Burglar
    He'd bond with the dwarves, he'd be a star

    ********
    agile, yield, sonata, shrimp, tirelessly.

    Smaug was aware that the shrimp had slipped away
    His little sonata had yielded nothing, he'd make him pay.
    What's more the agile runt had filched a fob
    He hadn't come to praise , he'd come to rob.
    But he'd not escape, nor forgiveness be
    Revenge would be relentless and tirelessly

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