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Comments are welcomed! And couching them in Poetry is NOT required.
Today’s Jumble haiku:
ReplyDelete(If colorized grades were given for drinking contests, my guy would score a lovely blue [azure?], and everyone else would be dull …)
“Brown Grading”
My gaming bonnet
on, I can be out-drinking
any blurbing* foe!
~ OMK
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* My Daddy always said to avoid obscenities, to use blurb or bleep instead.
PS. Misty ~ There are four 5-letter words in my footnote.
ReplyDeleteWhich do you suppose will serve as today’s sweet W?
~ OMK
Round Greek King?
ReplyDeleteThe newspaper blurb centered
On his gaming, drinking record.
He acted as if Alexander was his daddy,
But really he was a Scottish laddie,
A tam his bonnet of no renown,
Not a laurel wreath crown.
OMK- I love your title (better than my own attempt at the Spooner). And your haiku brought a smile imagining the “gaming bonnet”.
ReplyDeletePlus the great W clue for Misty in your *
And I gave her the W in my poem too.
Thank you, CEh! for your response to my little piece.
ReplyDeleteIn turn, I appreciate the extreme societal aspiration of your Scottish laddie. From wee Geordie to princeling in one EZ step o’ the imagination!
I’m pretty sure my guy’s gaming bonnet looks exactly like his tam.
~ OMK
"Liquids"
ReplyDeleteOne day on her curb
Bess found a blurb
which did her disturb.
It claimed alcohol drink
would help you to think,
and gambling gaming
deserved no shaming.
Bess wanted to vomit,
but she put on her bonnet
and decided to stop quaking
at this news-- so ground-breaking.
Ten years later
Bess had a new career,
and every evening,
she drank a glass of beer.
OMK- we can make that bonnet anything we can imagine.
ReplyDeleteJust look at Misty’s Bess, who uses her bonnet as a shock absorber.
Misty- I chuckled merrily at poor Bess (a temperance lady I suspect) and her extreme reaction to that blurb. (I especially laughed at the rhyming of “vomit” and “bonnet”.) Bravo!
But I see that age and new experiences have moderated Bess’s opinions, and she now enjoys a daily beer.
Owen- lovely acrostic about today’s W. I’m sorry that you did not know your’s better. (and I thought “wysh “ was a typo at first) (but I’m still wondering about . see? - just added to give the rhyme?)
Misty ~ So, Bess allows herself to be converted by the blurb that she reads? She is a remarkably open-minded lady--to be so willing to try what she initially finds disturbing.
ReplyDeleteWe don't get to know what her "new career" is. (Nor what her old one was, for that matter...)
We know she becomes a beer drinker.
Perhaps a gambler...?
~ OMK
CEh!, "see" was a typo I didn't notice until after posting.
ReplyDeleteI knew my Dad somewhat, but there is so much more i wish i knew, and now never can. But I was an adult when my Dad passed. That plaintive last line is especially for those who lost their dads early. And yet probably also speaks to every one whose dad is gone, no matter what the age.
Ol' Man Keith, would love to see you wearing a bonnet.
ReplyDeleteTried one of your 5 letter words but W result was 0.
Miss your earlier, much easier rhyming W cluing system.
CanadianEh!, loved your Scottish laddie wearing a tam.
Bess thanks both you, and OMK, for your kind comments.
Owen, sorry you lost your Dad. I think he would have loved your verse.
Have a nice evening, everybody.
Misty ~ I know the rhyme hints are easier for you. But they’ve been drawing attention away from the haiku, where I put my main focus.
ReplyDeleteI will continue to offer what help I can folded into the haiku.
I am sorry you didn’t get the Wordle right away today, but you have only four possibilities in that footnote. Also, there are more hints—hints galore!— for you in the posts of Owen & CEh!. It’s really a pushover.
~ OMK