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Monday, September 18, 2023

18 SEP 2023

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The opening poem should contain all the words (or variations of them) from today's Jumble and/or Wordle and/or Orijinz.
Comments are welcomed! And couching them in Poetry is NOT required.


Do not explicitly reveal any of the actual Jumble or Wordle answer words until after closing time, but embedding them surreptitiously in comment sentences is encouraged.

14 comments:

Ol' Man Keith said...

FLN, Owen ~ Enjoyed your play(s) on โ€œWag the Dogโ€ yesterday! Thanks for the historical perspectives.
____________

Todayโ€™s Jumble haiku:

โ€œFixed Cat Scrum?โ€

Dimly formed efforts
rarely excel. Theyโ€™re as jinxed
as herded felines.
~ OMK

Ol' Man Keith said...

18 SEP โ€˜23
Par=4
Wordle 821 3/6
โฌœ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉโฌœ
โฌœ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ
๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ
____________
W821 (โ€œThe nameโ€™s not Hank, butโ€”.โ€)

I did tequila Saturday; itโ€™s what I drank.
If you get the W, youโ€™ll have me to thank.
I am being candid, so just call me โ€œ โ€ฆ.. . โ€œ
~ OMK

OwenKL said...

In "The Importance Of Being Earnest",
The protagonist is quite ernest.
Oscar Wilde laid a plot
Whose sense was naught,
But with laugh-lines was well furnished!

Wordle 821 6/6

๐ŸงŒ๐ŸงŒ๐ŸงŒ๐ŸงŒ๐ŸงŒ
๐ŸงŒ๐ŸงŒ๐ŸงŒ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸงŒ
๐ŸงŸโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸงŒ๐ŸงŒ
๐ŸงŒ๐ŸงŒ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™‚๏ธ
๐ŸงŒ๐ŸŒญ๐ŸงŒ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™‚๏ธ
๐ŸŒญ๐ŸŒญ๐ŸŒญ๐ŸŒญ๐ŸŒญ

OwenKL said...

Orijinz:
She ran the show, that mattered,
Still Lady Gaga muttered,
She wouldn't let
An iron gauntlet
Leave her uninspired!

OwenKL said...

My apologies, I misremembered the protagonists name in TIoBE, which will make that one harder to guess. Mixed it up with the comic strip Frank And Ernest.

CanadianEh! said...

I was too expansive when I should have been candid
Wordle 821 4/6*

โฌœโฌœ๐ŸŸฉโฌœโฌœ
โฌœ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉโฌœ
โฌœ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉโฌœ
๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ

CanadianEh! said...

Owen- Orijinz took me 44 seconds today. I thought it was going to be โ€œgauntletโ€ from your poem, plus they had โ€œcombingโ€ instead of โ€œcombiningโ€ which slowed me down.

I remembered that comic strip too, when the W appeared.
OMK- so tequila was your final choice.

CanadianEh! said...

The โ€˜fraidy-cat considers whether another aquatic maneuver might be more successful.
Fin Kicks - Um?

Her effort to learn to swim
Was frankly just on a whim,
And hopes of succeeding grew dim.
Trying the gamut from breast stroke to crawl,
She concluded that safety should be above all.
She would never excel or even shine,
Since she was an aquaphobic feline.

CanadianEh! said...

OMK- you put that Cat into your title. And your haiku with the image of the โ€œherded felinesโ€ made me smile.
I was almost stymied trying to Spooner that J reveal. But I was rather pleased with my result, and managed to get all the J words, plus the W and Orijinz words into my poem. That may not happen again for a while. The Muses were favourable today.

Iโ€™ll double-dare Owen to try to match it.

Misty said...

"Pet Present"

Johnny lived dimly alone,
and to depression was prone.
But he was lucky to have a chum
who lived on a fixed income.

This friend decided to make an effort
Johnny to a better life transport.
And so he bought his pal a sweet feline
that quickly made John's spirits shine.

This friendly gift did all others excel
and Johnny is now happy and well.

Misty said...

Thank you, thank you, Ol' Man Keith, you helped me get my Wordle in a single try:

Wordle 821 1/6

๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ

Thanks for being so honest with all of us--can't thANK you enough.

CanadianEh! said...

Misty- Poor depressed Johnny was fortunate to have a friend who knew that cats (and dogs) can cure depression. I too liked the feline/shine rhyme. Chum/fixed income was good too.

Ol' Man Keith said...

Johnnyโ€™s chum, Misty, he with the โ€œfixed income,โ€ is mighty fortunate. Most of those with actual fixed incomes, especially seniors living on retirement pensions, are in a bad way in these years of inflation. They would have little to spare to help a poor depressive like Johnny.
Thatโ€™s one of the reasons I was moved to change the โ€œfixedโ€ in my title to a more helpful meaning, dealing instead with kittiesโ€™ ovaries and a more manageable feline demographic.

Again, I was glad to be of service in the Wordle capacity. Now I can be Frank about it.

CanadianEh! ~ I admit, I had to look two or three times to appreciate your title. But in the end I got itโ€”and enjoyed it, too!
Imagine trying to get cats to swim! About as weird as herding them, I do believe. Iโ€™d have loved to witness the attempts. I can visualize the breast stroke easily enough, and (excuse me) the dog paddle. The funniest must have been a side stroke.
And yes, you got the words all inโ€”covered all your basesโ€”excellent work!

Owen ~ Not to worry. Jack is Jack in the country and always Ernest (quite!) in town.
And in the final scene, it turns out (Spoiler Alertโ€ฆ)
Jack was actually baptized as Ernest!
~ OMK

Misty said...

CanadianEh!, I hope your sweet swimmer becomes more comfortable with her maneuvers, and maybe even joins an aquatic team down the road at some point. I was terrified of being in the water when I was young, and it was only in my teens that some friends finally got me to be more comfortable and even learn how to do very simple swimming. So your swimmer reminds me of myself.