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Friday, March 24, 2023

24 March 2023

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13 comments:

Ol' Man Keith said...

Todayโ€™s Jumble haiku:
(A sad trigger warning! A police report from the โ€œChocolate Factoryโ€ states the result of a haunting rampage. A vicious anti-Little Person hacker loaded chunks of corpses, but ran out of sacking.)

โ€Axe Tort Squeezeโ€

Sixty eerie bags
of burlap canโ€™t hold Oompa
Loompasโ€™ petite parts.
~ OMK

Ol' Man Keith said...

FLN, CanadianEh!
Yes, I see Wilbur managed to get three prongs into his verse. I must credit him for that, a sign that his long quiet time between C&L installments has not been wasted but devoted to upping his numbers along with his lines & rhymes.
You mention Mistyโ€™s wisdom in holding Thanksgiving in a restaurant, and that brought back a memory to me, of one lonely Thanksgiving when I was away from home, busy starting up a new theater company.
My co-director (and flatmate) and I found a small, underlit restaurant. We ordered turkey, of course, and it came with weak gravy, mashed potatoes, & green beans. Tepid.
As I chewed the meat, it felt wrong to eat it w/o seeing the big browned roast bird sharing the table.
The two of us had nothing but business to discuss.
I think a restaurant might be fun for a big group outing, but for just twoโ€”who are missing their familiesโ€”it felt even lonelier than just one.
~ OMK

Wilbur Charles said...

C-eh, I'm sure it was indeed her garter that Lois tossed.

CanadianEh! said...

From my usual flower starter, lucky guess to a fish, to the bathroom tile

Wordle 643 3/6*

โฌœโฌœ๐ŸŸจโฌœ๐ŸŸจ
โฌœ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ
๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ

CanadianEh! said...

Text Her Please

It must have been nineteen-sixty
When that bathroom had been built.
The grout was grimy, the vibes eerie,
As she gutted, she felt no guilt.
Though petite, she pounded through the walls,
Filled the burlap bags with scrap.
Donโ€™t interrupt with calls
Emojis only - she needs a nap.

Misty said...

"Advisor Advice"

Patty was neat and petite,
and an expert who charged big fees
although she would never cheat,
nor did her clients tease.

When she turned sixty
she began to feel eerie,
and decided to take a nap
so she could think of her future,
while wrapped in warm burlap.

In the end she consulted an expert
who told her her strength to assert.
Patty is now back in business
and feeling no longer hurt.

Ol' Man Keith said...

I am greatly impressed by both CanadianEh & Misty's contributions today.
The former reaches all the way back to 1960 to remove the old grout and rescue a bathroom. Her worker, "Though petite," does a thorough job and earns a nap. I have no doubt the renovation will continue when she wakes, and it will lead to a shiny new facility.
The latter gives us "Patty," an expert in her field. While her area remains a mystery, we trust she is worth her "big fees."
She is another napper, and she has a thing for "warm burlap." It apparently relieves "eerie" feelings.
Upon awakening, she--an expert herself--consults another expert, and she is right as rain!
Both poems took us briefly into the lives of effective workers and smart nappers.
~ OMK

CanadianEh! said...

OMK- you do give us a grim (but I LOLed) haiku using those J words. Again, we took the J answer in different directions for our titles. And then my title usually sets me on a certain train of thought for my poem.
Interesting that Misty and I both used nap (and it wasnโ€™t a J word). Probably the rhyming with burlap (which was a hard word to incorporate today - I thought about the old potato sack races).
I wondered why Mistyโ€™s Patty would use a burlap blanket, since I presumed she could afford better with her big fees. Glad that you pointed out the use of burlap to Felice eerie feelings. I must find an old sack.

Misty- something about being sixty can trigger women into wondering if they are โ€œall washed upโ€ because of their age. Few men think that way. Iโ€™m glad that Patty was able to recover her mojo.

WC- I thought you might have mixed up the g words. But the imagery of Lois throwing the girdle was hilarious.

Ol' Man Keith said...

BTW, โ€œgirdleโ€ is a funny wordโ€”in both senses of the word, amusing and odd.
The first dictionary definition is โ€œa belt or cord worn around the waist.โ€ Sometimes any encircling โ€œbelt or cord.โ€
Our familiarity with it as a belly-squeezing form-contorting undergarment is still fairly recent.

Last thought:
I thought of posting about the watchdog that growled,
โ€œโ€˜Grrrโ€ฆ โ€˜ Outspoken as ever, the burly Appenzeller was not just a pet, it even sicced steely-tough villains!
โ€˜Ere!โ€™ called his Cockney handler, โ€˜Ere! โ€˜E ainโ€™t afeared oโ€™ nuffinโ€™!โ€

But then, I thought better of it.
~ OMK

CanadianEh! said...

Darn autocorrect That should be โ€œrelieve eerie feelingsโ€, not Felice

Misty said...

Your haikus always crack me up, OMK, and today's was especially funny.

Feel sorry for your lady with the crummy bathroom, CanadianEh!--maybe we should get a collection to offer her a renovation.

Glad to see you, Wilbur. And we missed you, Owen.

Have a good weekend, everybody.

Wilbur Charles said...

I elected to post tonight's

Wordle 644 4/6

โฌ›โฌ›๐ŸŸจ๐ŸŸจโฌ›
๐ŸŸจ๐ŸŸจโฌ›โฌ›๐ŸŸจ
โฌ›๐ŸŸจโฌ›๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ
๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ

I hope folks will check before going to Saturday

Speaking of...

I have "finished" Saturday's xword in the sense of filling all the boxes. It might be the hardest yet

WC

Ol' Man Keith said...

Hi, Wilbur ~ I checked before posting on Saturday.
I came back--briefly--to congratulate you on your Wordle in four!

Fairly tough one. I wanted to give it the ol' heave-O! Terrific as it was!
~ OMK